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Thursday 28 April 2011

MARISSA ABDULLAH

sape betina nie..??dye nie manusia fake...dye gune gamba orang..pas tu ade hati nk menyial ngan aku...perghhh!!!hangin la ku...da la semak kat status aku...pas tu nk main sial lak ngan aku....mang ta la...pg mampos ko la...BODOH!!

TAEYANG BIGBANG


ok..skang aku nk ckp yg aku mcm da tminat ngan bigbang lak lps aku dgr lagu love song ngan lagu tonight dye...then aku mcm terlebih suke kat sowang member BIGBANG...aku suke gile kat TEAYANG...wwwwwwwweeeeeeeee!!!!!!aku suke kau la...ensem n semadddd!!! <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

AFTER ONE YEAR !!

goshh!!td i saw him..yeaa..aku jumpe ngan izzat ank sdare abg sham uh..dye senyum kat aku doe!!hahahaha..thats mean dye still ingat kat aku ler...wahhh..terharu nyer aku..bhahahahahahhahahaha...tp dpt jumpe dye kejap jer...coz dye dtg sini just for pinjam helmet jer un...aku baru jer nk offer...=p hahahahhahahahaha..hope dpt jumpe ko lagi k...=D

PECAH PERUT DOE !

haiii korang..mari la baca cite lawak untk epi tbaru sye...hahahaha...btw story nyer is:td saje jer nk mnghabiskn hot tiket aku yg banyak uh an...then mcm biasa la..ary nie ari khamis...pas tu aqila sangap gile nk ckp ngan asi...aku un offer la pakai hp aku...nie la antara perbualan ktorang (ta berapa nk lengkap,nie yg mne aku ingt je la..and yg aku larat nk share ngan korang...)

ASI    : nie sape??
KAMI : nie sape??
ASI    :eh,dye yg call dye balik yg tanya..
KAMI : sbna nyer nk kenal ngan yg kat sane tu...
ASI    : nie sape??name ape??
KAMI : nie IRMA HASMIE...
ASI    : mne dpt no nie??
KAMI : kawan yg bagi...
ASI    : nme kwn tu sape??
KAMI : FARID KAMIL
ASI    : ckp la btol2..
KAMI : btol la..nme dye FARID BIN KAMIL...
ASI    : irma dok mne??
KAMI : bukit antarabangsa
ASI    : ade fb ta??
KAMI : ktorang ta pakai yg biase..ktorang pakai page..
ASI    : haaaa??ta dengar la...
KAMI : gue pakai nya page...
ASI    : hahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahaa...
KAMI : amboi,comel nyer gelak....


ASI    : habis la maya esok...
KAMI : maya tu sape??
ASI    : maya tu member...
KAMI : maya karin ker??
ASI    : haaa??
KAMI : amboi,nk kwn ngan maya karin jer....
ASI    : hahahahahahahaha

p/s:asi nie indon erk..2 yg ade tkelua bhase indon..btw aku sanggop taip smpai sini jer...aku pnye perut da ta leh control da..penat doe gelak ari nie..da mcm org kne sawan gelak...hahahahaha

Tuesday 26 April 2011

BENCI BETUL LA !!

sekolah aku nie mang main samak ngan aku tao ta...tudung itam ta leh pakai...tudung bersulam ta leh pakai..tudung bermanik ta leh pakai...abis tu aku nk pakai tudung ape??dye baru bg tao td..esok nk pakai..dye ingt aku nie hape!!!cop tudung??ari nie dye ckp,5 minit lps tu tudung uh datang dpn aku????kepala otak2 kempas dye la weiyh!!nk soh aku pakai tudung boyan uh??mang ta la aku nk pakai..jgn main gile sgt la en...aku malas btol la nk layan bende bodoh nie...aku tao spe yg cadangkan mang aku terajang kepala dye 780 darjah tao ta...sumpah makin lame aku makin menyampah ngan sekolah tu!!!errrrr.................

Monday 25 April 2011

AKU BANGGA NGAN KORANG !!

IZZAT ADNAN

NAWAB HAZIM


ying yang yoooo~~~both of you is awesome..both tu sape??mereka adlh org2 yg kat atas nie...dorang nie wakil negeri untuk ptandingan rocket!!perghhh!!congrats la for korang..aku tabik spring toing toing la kat korang...and for your information 3CEKAL 2010 bangga gile thap nk mninggal kat korang..lg2 skolah kita ta pnah lagi smpai peringkat negeri..and korang yg ptame..korang mang super awesome la wa ckp same lu...korang mang SUPERBBBBB!!!!!pape un all the best for korang..kitorang sentiasa sokong korang!!!

p/s::jibek,ko smakin mnghampiri cita2 ko nk jd perdana menteri....=D hahahahahhahahahahahahahahaha....

Saturday 23 April 2011

ENSEM WOO~


td aku p kdai makan yg kat bus stop umah aku tu..aku jarang p sane coz slalu nyer aku slalu beli kat kdai abg sham ajer..dekat...then td kdai abg sham tutop..so aku g la kdai awe tgh uh...tetibe jer ade mamat ensem nie dtg kat aku..pnye la tkejut thap nk mninggal aku...rupe2 nyer dye nk ambk order je pown..hahahahahahaha...serious ensem kowt...pas tu aku beli la carrot susu yg nk dbeli tu..mse dye bg air tu kat aku dye siap senyum lg..nsb bek ta tlepas air yg aku pegang tu..hahahahha...since aku ta tao nme dye so aku panggil dye ABANG CARROT SUSU...hehehe..=)

Friday 22 April 2011

HURMMMMM .

MY JANTUNG HATI SAMPAI MATI !
caption mcm mlampau jer..tp tu la hakikat nyer kalo nk tao...aku suke kat dye da thap nk mati dah...since mse acap ngan wafiz un ta de la smpai mcm nie..tp azraei nie mcm lain dari yg lain ajer...ensem??memang la..wafiz pown tp ta de la aku smpai sasau ta tentu pasal mcm nie..hahaha..pape un I LOVE U MOHD AZRAEI!!!

BOSAN !

bosan ??yae..aku bosan ngan pmainan depa..aritu dok gatai nk tukaq pnolong and ktua klas..pas tu bila soh cadangkan..senyap..tak dak sapa nk jd..ape hang pa pikir bnde tu main2 ka..itu tanggungjawab...hang pa tau dak??bodek..??mulot hang nk kne cabai ka??ada hang degaq depa dok mngelejat bodek ckgu??tak da aih..sebelom hang dok ckp psai org,hang beli cermin besaq2 hang dok dpn tu..hang tgk diri hang sndiri..amacam??perfect ka??dak kn??blakang blakang berani dok ngadu..kat depan awat suma senyap??ta da mulut ka??bisu ka??aku bosan ngan drama hang pa..jantan betina sama ja..da tu still lg dok ngumpat2..ape yg hang nk sbna nyer..cbe hang habaq mai..bole kita buat request..ta yah smpai nk klua ayt mnx kaki..ok...=)

4 TANDA TANDA KUAT CEMBURU

1. tiap 5 minit mesti call kalo ta angkat mengamuk..

2. bile nk keluar or what mest nk tanye..pegi ngan sape,buat ape,balik pukul bape..

3. sentiasa mengekori gerak geri pasangan..

4. suka tuduh yg bukan-bukan

tp sebenarnye cemburu itu tanda nya sayang..ta salah kalau nk cemburu..tp bia la btempat..AWAS!!bile tlalu cemburu akn buat pasangan kite rimas dan mnyebabkn perpisahan..

CARA CARA MENGHILANGJAN JERAWAT

semua org penah ade jerawat..tipu kalo dye kate ta pnah ade jerawat..ade yg tnye aku..knape muka aku jarang ade jerawat...yuwp!!muka aku mang jarang ade jerawat kecuali time period..nie aku nk share ape yg aku bg muka aku mkn tiap2 minggu...=)

1. DAUN LIDAH BUAYA
    --mule2 korang ambk mak alah tu..then ko belah la dua or buat la ikot suke hati korang nk buat mcm mne..yg penting smpai keluar isi lendir dye yg wane putih tu..bile da klua lendir tu..ape lg..tonyoh la kat muka ampa sume..bile da kering kat muke korang baru la basuh...

2. PUTIH TELUR
    --yg nie aku rase sume org penah buat..tp agk leceh cket..mule2 korang kne asingkan kuning telur ngan putih telur..pas tu sapu la kat muka..bia smpai dye kering..then baru la korang bilas...

3. UBAT GIGI
    --ok..yg nie pelik cket..agk bkesan la juga..tp mujarab untk jerawat yg baru nk menjadi..dan seelok elok nya buat sblom tido..korang ambk ubat gigi korang(jenis pepsodent) pastu sapu kat jerawat tu jer..jgn la sapu 1 muka..biarkn semalaman..

4. TOMATO
    --korang ambk tomato then korang potong kecik2 (supaya senang nk sapu) lps tu sapu 1 muka korang..mcm biasa..lps da kering baru basuh..

p/s:bg yg malas mcm aku,aku sarankn gune la cara ke 3n 4..kalo rajin cket buat la cara yg ptame..kalo tlebih rajin buatlah yg no 2..selamat mencuba =)

JUARA MAHARAJA LAWAK !


jozan is the best best best la wa ckp..sumpah aku suke gile kat dowang..sbna nyer aku nk letak vid psembahan yg baru but still ta de lg..so aku msok an yg mngu lps punyer..btw aku nk ckp undilah JOZAN!!

GIRL vs BOY

haaa...mnarik kan..sbna nyer ni psal aku...oppss!!not only me..but this about aku and zameer..since sbb dye aku break ngan ex bf aku then skang dye curang..so mcm biasa..i will take it as dendam..mcm ta kenal aku la pulak..kn..hahahah..skarang dlm misi mngumpul bf..pdn muke ko zameer..ko nk curang sgt an..darah dbls darah..benci dbalas benci..curang dbalas curang..fair and square...hahahahahaha...nmpk mcm jahat jer aku..tp manusia ta kan jahat tak bertempat la weiyh..cube kalo dye ta carik psal ngan aku..ta de la aku buat prangai mcm nie..nie da la dye tipu aku pas tu gune kn aku..mane mau nyer...ko ingt aku ni ape??adk2 ko yg ko boleh sakit kn hati pas tu boleh bg lolipop then ok balik??atok ko la bodo..nie da kali kdua ko tipu aku...nk bg ko peluang ketiga??ko jilat kaki aku smpai bkilat..pas tu baru aku pertimbangkan..but aku ta kate ok..aku just kate aku akan ptimbangkan...lelaki mcm tu layak pijak ramai2 jer ...errrr....

ANDA TERKENA PANGGILAN BANGANG !

the title look like very fun right??hahaha..seriously just like baby in kindergarden jer...hahahaha...ksian kat sape yg kne uh..tp best ouh buat mcm tu...dye lebih kurang mcm panggilan hangit..care2 dye is :

1. find the people
2. calling
3. start talking a.k.a merepek
4. say ANDA TERKENA PANGGILAN BANGANG!!SELAMAT MENJADI BANGANG,BANGANG!!!

Thursday 21 April 2011

FRIEND ? ERR

err..she think she was verryy good..ouh pleassee!!pretty face with dark heart..goshh!!she like fire stone a.k.a stone from the hell..evrything is she..damm hated!!hahaha....go to hell with your fucking friends idiot!!

KUCH KUCH HOTAK KO PART 2

since my new post is very long so firstly i wanna to say sorry for my grammar and bhasa rojak..haha..since today is thursday right..so today is our stayback day..then time nk balik tu is raining day..then mse aku on my way to back home aku jumpe ngan e'zzati..then smpai dpn condo tu i saw something that very familiar to me..yeahh..tu celica zameer..aku kenal sgt..but aku buat bodo jer la..coz aku da basah kuyup thap nk mampos nie an...then aku heard someone calling me..shitttt!!mang zameer un mamat tuh!!baru jer kat ampang point uh adilla sebut nme dye..pastu btol2 dye dpn bijik mate aku..gile ko..aku un mngelejat ta tntu psal la..dye ckp psal ari tu and mnx sorry..then that time i'm verryyyy veerrryyyy stupid!!!coz aku mngamuk kat situ...kat tepi jalan,tengah2 hujan..aku pukul badan dye sgale bgai...bad story is that time students form1 and form2 balik...bile aku da mngamuk ngamuk uh zameer tarik aku masuk kereta..mse dlm kereta tu la kwarasan aku telah kembali..mse tu la baru aku sedar bape maluuuuu nyer aku weiyh!!!then dye anta aku balik..smpai umah jer aku dok berhujan coz aku ta nk mak aku tau aku mnangis..idea tu agk bangang..but time to i don't have any idea...c(=

Tuesday 19 April 2011

JUNE !!

know what..my dad start asking me about school holiday =) wink wink..i think we will holiday at LA Disneyland!!i hope on this school holiday,i will be there!!yohooooo!!seriously i can't wait..gosh!!i'm very damm excited!!if this holiday not going on..seriously "aku buat amukan puaka" ...:p but my mom ask my dad to go to New Delhi India..since kat india ade snow..then my mom never touch it..hahaha...but i hope no one of my family suggest to go BALI..it was very bored!!i will there every years!!!hahahahahaha...damm bored..hahaha...i have to go now..bubye..=)

SHHHOOO SHWWEEETTT !!


gosh!!he damm cute right???i know him from facebook..but some of his friend told me this picture is not him..but for me is was him coz i check all photo in his album =) bhahaha..i'm a top stalker right..:p btw this guy is ayie...that was what he told me la...seriously i love this pic so much..it very macho!! =p and smart..suke suke suke....=p

Monday 18 April 2011

REAL LOVE =)


someone have share this vid with me..first time i'm listening this song i fell "its nothing" after 3 times i'm listening this song i thing this song very nice..=p

Saturday 16 April 2011

LIFE JUST ONCE =)

just like my title...life is once..so make sure u appreciate your life...this my way how i appreciate my life..first i will dreams as if i will life forever,life as if i will die today and i will laugh as much as my breathe and love as long as i live..then don’t ever ask what the world needs. Ask what makes me come alive, and go do it. Because what the world needs is people who have come alive..besides life is full of beauty. Notice it. Notice the bumble bee, the small child, and the smiling faces. Smell the rain, and feel the wind. Live my life to the fullest potential, and fight for my own dreams.please love your self..if u not,how you will love other??remember u need to thankful because ALLAH give us a chance to see the world,to get the greatest life and the important is ALLAH give us a chance to be KHALIFAH on this earth..when our time is over,we will back to our GOD,ALLAH S.W.T but before that think properly..did u do what your god ask u to do??plus,minus,divide = prayers,charity,mom and dad..evrything is complete??even if u got 1000 years,u can't make sure evrything is done..people make mistake..me too and u too..=)
 

EVERYTHING IS NOT EASY

It takes a minute to have a crush on someone, an hour to like someone, and an day to love someone… but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.

WHY SWEET TO BE SINGLE ?

Yeah..many reason why be single is more better than have a bf/gf...this my own reason ok ...and this my own opinion ok..please don't misunderstand =)

1. i fell free to do anything such as shopping,can be friend with anyone i like..

2. i have a quality time with my friends and my family..if u have a bf/gf u will spent more ur time with them rite??

3. save bajet larh..when u hang ot with ur bf/gf need a lot of money..opkos u all want be beautiful/handsome when u with ur lover rite..so u spent a lo t of money..sangat membazir..errr

YEAH . THIS IS TRUE .

It's hurt to love someone and no be loved in return,but what is the most painful is to love someone and never find the courage to let the person know how u fell

MONTH SICK =(

sometime i hate to be a women..menstrual time is the most time i hated...for guys u all never feel how bad period pain..goshhh!!like want to die bro!!!in malay say "sakit thap guling-guling la"...serious i said it was very bad..ssoo bad..i can't do anything except sleeping...arggghhh...just like "orang cacat" errr....

Friday 15 April 2011

KESIAN MY LITTLE PRINCESS =(

semalam ariana demam teruk..smpai muntah2 dye...makan or minum susu jer dye muntah..lps tu meragam jer..da la ari ni mak dye kje..demi dye aku ta g skolah..mak aku an busy ngan psatuaan pnduduk dye la bgai..time makan ubat la paling kesian..tp kne la pakse..kalau ta mcm mne nk baik kan??tp td ariana mcm da ok sikit ..dah boleh main2...da boleh makan..aku blikan roti yg dye suke 2..dye mkn =) mungkin dye demam sebab nk tumbuh gigi kowt...get well soon yer ariana sayang <3 ..mumy su syg anana <3 <3

Thursday 14 April 2011

CORECTIONS HERE :

I'M STUDENT NOT STUPID

WINK WINK ~

 That Should Be Me In You Hearts

KO ADE ??

Ok...lagu blog aku mang mcm ape jer..tp aku suke..aku pnye blog an..aku pnye suke la nk letak lagu ape pown...hahahaha...intro lagu tu mang bosan thap nk mninggal..tp aku rase mcm best ajer part corus tu...weeeeeeee.....suke2...dri yg letak lgu yg mncarut carut tu en..bek aku ltk lagu psal pokok,monyet and mcm 2 la lg dlm lirik lagu nie...hahaha..enjoy my cute song =)

Wednesday 13 April 2011

STOP THINKING ABOUT HIM !

How many times u want to be a liar??stop ask me to forgive u again dude..this about my love,my heart,my fell..not about my finger,my neighbours heart,my pet fell ! i'm a human zameer..not your mini puppet !!everything u told me is doesn't mean ...coz u told me by your mouth not by your heart...now zameer that i know is change..totally change..now he is WOMANIZER!! i'm rude to say that ?? but u too..u sleep with another women..but at the same time i'm still your girlfriend..he never come to me to give some explanation..so everything is clear...he cheat on me..and i'm wanna to stop being a stupid girl who waiting something that i know will never be mine again..start a new life..a new life without MEN ! =)

I'M NOT ONE OF THIS PEOPLE

It's amazing how someone can break your heart and you can still love them with all the little pieces.

Tuesday 12 April 2011

happy and smile =)

I'm happy and smile when reminded that we have very beautiful memories , when I feel sad I'll remember to smile at our memories and I hope you were so

Facebook addiction syndrome.

how to know you've got the syndrome ::

1. Facebook is your home page.

2. You update your status more than twice a day.

3. As soon as you step away from your computer you’re on FB on your phone 

4. You're a FB stalker if you click on someone profile more than once aday even if they haven’t messaged or tagged you in a photo.

5. You have over 500 “friends” half of whom you’ve never actually met.

 do you have one of this problem??if yes you're one of people who have a FACEBOOK ADDICTION SYNDROME..if not i wanna to say WELL DONE =)

Sunday 10 April 2011

SILA LA JAWAB ..HAHA

Fill in the blank with yes or no 

1. ___ i dont have a brain
2. ___ i dont have a sense
3. ___ i'am stupid human .

Saturday 9 April 2011

WE NEED EACH OTHER RIGHT ??

in WOMEN have MEN
in SHE have HE

and.

in BELIEVE have LIE

in love have to respect each other

Wednesday 6 April 2011

HAPPY DAY EVER =D

the best day ever!!!time sastera melayu td ckgu buat spotcek rambut untk lelaki...then nk tao ape yg best??ade azraei.........wink wink....serious aku da ta leh fukos nk dgr ape yg cikgu ckp...mate aku dah ta kemane jer...mne azraei ade kat situ la mata aku...hahahahahahahahhahaa..ketara btol yg aku obses ngan dye..hahaha..tp aku ta kacau sesape pown...aku kcau jiwa aku sendiri aje...cewaaahhh..hahahaha...pape pown aku suke kau sampai mati la AZRAEI!!!!!!!

Tuesday 5 April 2011

L . O . V . E

My heart stops
When you look at me
Just one touch
Now baby I believe
This is real
So take a chance
And don’t ever look back
Don’t ever look back

FRIENDSHIP =)

Friends come and go, but later, they'll come again. You've just got to admit it, there are times when
you need your friends, more than your family. It's pretty complicated actually but even if the truth
hurts or disappoint you, you just have to accept it. There are things you can't do with your family
but you're able to do so with your friends and vice versa. That's how things go, that circumscribed
friendship. But if you're able to perceive this freely, you won't have to experience severe heartbreak
with friend's related problems.

Sunday 3 April 2011

TAHNIAH KORANG

 CONGRATULATIONS ZIZAN!!zizan is the best best best!!johan pown kalah...tp aku suke both ok =D tahniah skali lg for RAZIZAN RAZAK ...I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU =D


 And ta lupe gak kat BINTANG PALING POPULAR 2010..SHAHEIZY SAM..CONGRATS yaww =D





EH..DYE BACE LA...SUKE SUKE SUKE =D

alololololo...sedih dye bace aku kutuk dye..ala...kutuk mngutuk tu kan karma...ape nk sedih...hari tu hari ko..hari nie hari aku...=D so buat la mcm yg aku kate ari tu...kalau ko bace,baca lah ngan senyuman yg tidak lekang di bibir..kate nk jadi budak hot kan..budak hot mang ramai yg ta suke and selalu kene kutuk...demi hot ko rela kn jer la..hahahahaha..pape pown terima kasih la kat ko coz sudi melawat aku..kalo len kali ko dtg melawat jgn lupe follow tau..=D aku ta bniat pown nk kutuk ko..tp ta sngaje lak terkutuk...mcm aku ckp td..karma la tu kalu kutuk mngutuk nie..=D

Saturday 2 April 2011

I DON'T CARE =D

U guys say my blog is very childish..yuwp..i admit it..but i'm happy..coz what??because evry time i open my blog,my little spongebob will smile at me and i love spongebob...u hate spongebob??u think spongebob like and love u???(stupid statement)..hahaha..u read my header..it about my teenage life..so im telling u about evrything happen in my teenage life..dont make me speak in english!!when i speak in english u all need to open dictionary because my english is very bad.....=D so please dont make me speak or typing in english...u can understand what im talking about..but i cant understand what im talking about......hahahahahhaha..stupid2 =p

SAYANG KORANG LA =D

Sorry la..kat sini gamba dye kecik lak..nie smua gamba friends aku kat FACEBOOK yea...sayang la kat korang!!!coz sudi accepted friend request aku and add aku =D

Friday 1 April 2011

THE DAY =D

uuuwwwwaaaaa!!!memacam aku buat rini..mule g sogo p ambk botol susu ariana..then tserempak ngan tttuuuuttt...teruk prangai..haha..da smpai sogo tu 1 jam aku tunggu tao ta..kate kol 1...last2 nk dkt 2.30 baru smpai..tu la janji melayu...hahahaha..then mse aku tunggu tu ade la drama swasta kat dpn pintu sogo tu..ade nyonya nie kne tangkap mencuri..ksian aku tgk dye..mraung raung kat situ..guard tu lak p tengking2 dye...ckp la leklok..ta kn ta bole..mang la dye mencuri..tp jgn la wat mcm tu..dye da la da tua..pas tu p ap lak bg botol tu kat angah..then aku da janji nk jumpa maya kat ap..so ktorang pown p la ap...but memandangkan aku lapar yg tahap da nk mninggal coz dr pagi tu aku ta makan...so lepas jer aku settle p bayar bil aku tros naik ats p mkn...(ketara beno kbulur nyer)..hahaha...then mase nek ats tu aku nmpk khairi and the geng...kisah pulak aku (kate2 org yg lapa)=D ..pastu tnampak faizal..mcm biase la..asyk kne bahan je la dye..bukan nyer dye tao pown..then mse aku ngah makan tu ade la sorang mamat nie..muke???msti la ensem..kalo ta aku ta cite..hahaha..dye dok meja sblah aku tp blakang sket..da la tesipu sipu malu aku nk makan...kunyah 44 kali aku dbuat nyer...bhahahaha...pastu nini dtg ngan kak nina..then kami mnghabiskan masa kat mcd dgn online...=D